Super Mario Hyadain (Romaji + English)

Original Lyrics: Mario Bowser Peach Luigi Mario & Bowser

::First Verse::

Hey, Kuppa, kimme tte sa shitsukosugiru ze
(Hey, Koopa, you're such a stubborn fellow)
Piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo
(Why don't you give up on Peach?)
Oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa
(Well, I regret to inform you that's unacceptable.)
Ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny
(I'm her destiny no doubt about it!)
Futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte
(Won't the two of you stop it?)
Kagami wo yoku goran nasai
(Just look at the mirror...)
Sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze
(Well, you don't have to say such a thing...)
Datte otoko wa haato de shoubu
(Men compete with their heart!)

::Interlude::
Oo ostsukare-san
(Nice job)
Otsukare'su
(Ah, nice job)
Mario-chan, saikin dou yo?
(How are things lately?)
Mou zekkouchou'su y, are'su ka
(Doing excellent, you know)
DS toka Wii toka bakaure de
(The DS and Wii stuff is all sold out)
Ii ne ii nee kawaku hima nee tte yatsu ka?
(Isn't that nice? No time to slow down.)
Iiya, yamete kuasai kuppa-san
(Oh, cut it out, Koopa.)
A, niban hajimarimasu
(Ah, second verse is starting.)

::Second Verse::
My sweetest Peach girl, ai shiteru n da ze
(My sweeetest Peach girl, I'm in love with you)
Wakaranakerya mata rachi*kankin
(If you can't understand that, I'll have to kidnap and seal you away again)
Inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo
(I'll steal you back risking my life)
Kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no
(But I can't steal your heart.)
Futari tomo ii kagen ni shite
(Cut it out, both of you)
Dare ni kuchi wo kiiteru no?
(Are you listening to me at all?)
Tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki
(The tsundere in you is also charming)
Sou otoko wa haato de shoubu
(And men compete with their heart!)

::Second Interlude::
Suki sa suki sa suki sa
(I love you I love you I love you)
Suki sa daisuki da
(Love you love you a lot)

::Third Verse::
Chotto matte ohitori owasure anai desu ka?
(Wait a minute! Aren't you forgetting someone?)
Ruii sanjou omatase
(Luigi! Entering the stage! Thanks for waiting!)*
E nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen
(Wait? What? Excuse me?)
KY! KY! Naa kuuki yome koruaa
(KY! KY! Try to understand the atmosphere here)
Choushi dzuiteru to maji fumitsubusu zo
(If you get carried away I'll really kick the hell outta you!)
Kinoko yaro wa hitori de kekkou
(One mushroom eater is enough for me)
Baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne
(Quite insolent for a stand-in)
Rukkusu dake wa chuu no ke dakedo
(By looks we'd only pass medium/low class)
Ne otoko wa haato de shoubu
(Well, men compete with their heart)
-otoko wa haato de shoubu
(Men compete with their heart)
Otoko wa kao de shoubu
(Men compete with their face)

::Ending::
Aa, yatto owatta
(Ah, it's finally over)
Tsukkaremashita ne
(I'm exhausted)
Dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka
(So let's get the night life rolling)
A,suimasen, kyou chotto are gakore de kou nande
(Ah, sorry, I got....this and that for today)
A, sakan da nee, kondo shoukai shite yo
(Ah, you fiend, next time won't you introduce her to me)
Cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kiretenai'su yo?
(Wait,is the mic still on?)
Ee mai de? Yabee!
(Is it? My bad!)